Kumar Apartment : Season 2 – Part 9 (Papa Ne Bigada Maa Bete Ka Khel)

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Season II – Part 9: Papa Ne Bigada Maa Bete Ka Khel
Narrated by Rahul.

Subah breakfast ke bad maa ke sath porn dekh kar chudai ka maza lene ke baad maa ka phone baja. Woh mujhe room se bhagane lagi ye kah kar ke papa ka video call hai. Main papa ka naam sunte hi ye bhi nahi socha ki bas video call hai. Aisa bhaga mano woh khud hi aa gaye ho.

Main room se nanga hi bhagta hua door khola. Palat kar maa ko dekh dheemi awaaz mein bola ki call ke baad mere room aaye. Apne room pahunch kar thodi der thaka haara bed par leta raha. Ye soch kar ki maa ke sath ab aage aur kya kya maze karunga.

Abhi to aur 2 din the hamare paas aur sath hi aaj ka aadha din aur raat bhi. Uff, chodh ke mar na jaun bas. In baato ko soch main nanga bed par leta hua tha. Tab maa achanak se mere room aayi aur boli: Rahul! Sab ulat pulat ho gaya.

Main sar utha kar maa ko dekh poocha: Kyu kya hua? Mat kahiye ki dad wapas aa rahe hai aaj.

Maa mere paas akar mere bagal mein bed par baith kar boli: Are nahi. Woh to ye batane ke liye call kiye ki unhe aur Teena ko aane mein 2 din zyada lagenge. Matlab 4 din baad.

Main jhat se khushi ke mare uth khada hua aur bola: Are wow! Tab to maza hi aa gaya.
Maa: Nahi Rahul. Woh to theek hai par tere papa ne sab bigaad diya.
Main: Aap khul kar bolona kya kiya. Mere ko tension mat do.

Maa: Unhone Kavita aunty ko yaha aane ko kaha hai.
Main: Kavita aunty? Woh kyu? Aur kab? (Kavita aunty meri bua hai, mere papa ki behan)

Maa: Mujhe kya pata? Woh Kavita aunty ke ghar uske sasural walo mein kisi ki death hui hai. To woh shadi mein papa ke sath nahi ja saki aur woh yahi hai. Tere papa bhi na, usko bole ki hum yaha akele hai to yaha aakar rahe kuch din.

Main apne sar par hath marte hue bola: Hat yaar, papa bhi na. Khamakha kabaab mein haddi.
Maa: Ab to lagta hai hume ye sab band karna hoga.
Main udaas aur gusse bhare shakal se bola: Kab aayegi woh?

Maa: Sham ko. Pata nahi main phone karke Kavita aunty se pooch leti hoon.
Meri halat aisi ho gayi maano khade lund pe loha. Waise Kavita aunty dekhne mein buri nahi thi. Par unke liye mere dimaag mein aisi waisi koi bhawna nahi thi.

Haan kabhi kabhi unki beti yani ki meri cousin Bharti ke bare mein maine kai baar socha hai. Par zyada nahi. Maa apna phone lagane lagi aur fir mujhe dekh phone ko apne kaan se lagakar boli: Chup rahna.

Maa: Hello!
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Maa: Main theek hu, tum?
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Maa: Haan Rahul bhi hai.
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Maa: Haan ghar par hi hai. Uski classes nahi hai 3 din ke liye.
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Maa: Haan uske papa ko nahi pata. Unke jaane ke baad hi use bhi chutti mili. Usi liye woh soche ki main yaha akeli hoon sara din.
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Maa: Haan theek hai. Kab aaogi?
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Maa: Haan haan, theek hai aakar khoob sari baate karte hai, tum aao.
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Maa: Ok bye.

Maa ke call katte hi maine turant poocha: Kya boli woh?
Maa: Yahi ki tumhare papa ne kaha ki tum class chale jaate ho aur main yaha akeli rahti hoon. To yahi aa ke rahe kuch din.

Main: Are yaar papa ko bata dena chahiye tha ki meri chutti chal rahi hai. Aur agar batata to bhi kuch nahi hota. Woh hum sabko shadi par le jate.
Maa: It’s ok beta, tum aise bura mat maano.
Main: kya mom! Gussa aa raha hai. Kya kya soch ke baitha tha main.

Ispar maa mere murjhaye hue lund ko sahlati hui boli: it’s ok Rahul. Sochona hamne kalse kitna masti kiya. Aage jab bhi hum ghar par akele honge masti karenge ok. Ab chalo gussa thuko.
Main: Kab aayegi aunty?

Maa: Woh boli woh lunch ke baad apne ghar se niklegi. Kareeb 3 baje tak yaha pahunchegi.
Main time dekha to 12:30 ho rahe the. Par mera lund kuch der pehle jhadne ke karan kaafi kamzor pad chukka tha. Aisa nahi lag raha tha ki ye abhi uthega.

Maa mera lund sahlana band karke uthi aur boli: Chalo kapde pahanlo. Main jakar lunch ki taiyaari karti hoon. Waise main bhi kuch dhang ke kapde pehan leti hoon warna teri Kavita aunty ko shock lag jayega mujhe aise dekh kar.

Maa mujhe hasaane ki koshish kar rahi thi. Par mere muh se hasi naam ki cheez hi aana mushkil tha. Kaise aata? Saare sapno pe pani jo fir gaya tha. Maa mere room se nikal gayi aur main muh phulakar papa aur aunty ko mann hi mann gali deta raha. Kuch 15-20 minute mein aise hi apne bed par nirash leta raha.

Fir kitchen se aati hui bartano ki awaaz sun main uth kar apna ek t shirt aur short pehan kar kitchen ko chala gaya. Waha dekha to maa bilkul boring si ek lambi cream color ki dheela dhala maxi mein kaam kar rahi thi. Main unhe dekh sochne laga ki kitni pataka jaisi kapde pehan ke khadi thi subah se.

Aur ab dekho lag raha hai mano 5 bacho ki udaas maa ho. Main unke paas gaya to woh mera mann rakhne ke liye boli: To bolo Mr Rahul aaj kya khana pasand karenge lunch mein?
Main: Mera sar.

Maa: Woh to main nahi bana sakti kyu ki agar bana bhi doon to tum khaoge kaise bina sar ke, ha ha ha! Uff dekho to kaise shakal tumhari murjhayi si hai jaise chodne ke baad tumhara lund ho jata hai, ha ha ha!

Maa poori koshish mein lagi hui thi ki mera mood theek ho jaye. Par mujhe yahi samajh nahi aa raha tha ki maa itni khush kaise ho sakti hai. Agar main udaas hoon to unhe bhi to hona chahiye? Fir maine topic hatane ke liye bola: Waise woh soyegi kaha?

Maa: Teena ke room mein. Woh nahi haina to waha so jayegi, ya fir mere sath. Tum to jante hi hona tumhari aunty kitni baat karti hai. Aaj to woh mere room mein hi rahegi sari raat yaha waha ki exclusive news sunane ke liye.

Ye baat to sahi kaha maa ne. Kavita aunty aunty bohut gappe maarne walo mein se hai. Kisi ki beti ya beta kaha kya gul khila raha hai ye unhe sab pata rahta hai.

Main: Bharti aa rahi hai kya?
Maa: Pata nahi. Woh to maine poocha nahi. Woh bhi tumhare tarah enterence ki taiyari kar rahi hai, shayad naa aaye.
Main: Par last year bhi to woh taiyaari kar rahi thi.

Maa: haan par use medical mein mila nahi is saal to ye saal firse baith gayi.
Main: Usse baat hue bohut din ho gaye. Rakhsha Bandhan ke time jab woh aayi thi tab bhi mujhse nahi mili.

Maa: Ok chalo ab tum jao jakar kuch padayi karo. Kalse kitaab hath tak nahi lagaye ho. Tum jakar kuch pado tab tak main kuch banati hoon.
Main ispar maa ke paas jakar unke dheele maxi ke upar se unki gaand ko sahlaya.

Fir bola: Are padhayi to bohut karni thi. Par kya kare classes cancel ho gaye.
Maa mere gaal par hath mein pakdi bhindi se halke se marti hui boli: Chalo bhago ab. Ab no more classes.

Main unki gaand ko araamse dabate hue bola: Aunty ko aate aate 3 baj jayenge. Thodi der masti kare kya mom?
Ab tak mere lund mein bhi jaan aa gayi thi. Aur ye maa ko pata chala jab shorts mein ubhara mera lund unki maxi mein chupi hui jangho se ragda.

Maa: Theek hai, bas ek bar aur jaldi. Ok.
Mujhe pata tha ki kyu ki iske baad hum nahi kar payenge. To maa ka bhi mann zaroor hona chahiye aur isi liye woh jhat se maan gayi.
Maa: Chalo is bar tumhare room chalte hai.

Main: Nahi mom aap bas apna kaam karo aur main apna.
Maa: matlab?
Main maa ko apna kaam par chor unke peeche baith gaya aur unki dheeli nighty ko peeche se uthane laga.

Woh bhi chalak thi aur samajh gayi aur wapas apna kaam karne lagi. Main dheere dheere unki nighty ko peeche se upar uthata hua pehle unki tang ko chuma. Fir unki ghutne ke peeche ki mulayam jagah par.

Woh khilkhilakar hasne lagi aur boli: Ha ha ha! Rahul, gudgudi ho rahi hai.

Main nighty ko aur thoda upar uthata hua aage bada. Fir unki gori chikni jangho ke peeche chumne laga. Maa ki jangho ki mans mere chumban se sakt aur dheeli hoti mehsoos hui. Laga ki maa ko romanch ho rahi hai. Unki janghe chumta aur chatta hua main aur upar gaya. Fir manzil mili to dekha aur bola.

Main: Mom?
Maa: Hmmm….
Main: No panty?
Maa: Ha ha ha! Kyu shock laga?

Main kuch na bola aur unki paw roti si mulayam gaand ko daba daba kar thodi der khela. Fir dono hath se unki gaand ko phailata hua apna muh andar dal diya. Fir apni jeeb se unki gaand chat kar unhe maza dene laga. Kuch second aise karne ke baad main apna ek hath unki jangho ke beech le gaya.

Woh samajh gayi aur apni janghe thodi phailati hui mere hath ko rasta di. Main apni 2 ungliyo ko seedhe upar kar unki chut ki honto tak pahuncha. Unhe chedne laga aur sath hi unki gaand ko bhi chatta raha. Dheere dheere maine unki chut ki palak ko cheda.

Unki honto ko phailaya aur apni dono ungliya unki chut mein jitna andar ja saka utni le gaya. Main apni ungliyo ko neeche kheech aur fir upar dhakelte hue unki chut ko dheere dheere chodne laga.  Kuch der aise hi dheere karne ke baad unki siskariya aur saanse tez hone lagi.

Maine apni ungliyo ko thodi tezi se upar ki aur marta hua unki chut chodne laga. Kareeb 2 minute aise hi tez unki chut ko ungli se chodne par woh kaamuk hui. Mujhe apne peeche se hatati hui palti aur fir apni nighty ko apne dono hatho se pakad uthai.

Apni gaand kitchen ke counter par sahara kar chut dikhayi. Boli: Samne se karo aur yaha chato ab.

Aisa bolti hui apne ek hath ki do ungliyo se maa apni chut ki honto ko phailakar dikhane lagi. Main samne bada aur unki chut ke dane ko chooma. Apni 2 ungliya chut mein ghusane laga. Maa apni chut se haath hatakar mere sar ke balo ko pakad apne taraf kheechi.

Woh uttejit hone lagi aur sath hi mere naam dheere dheere leti hui aahe bharne lagi. Ek do minute aise hi meri ungliya tez hui. Unki chut mein ghusti nikalti hui unhe unki kagar par laa hi rahi thi. Tabhi kambakt sala kaun harami door bell baja diya.

Sach bolu to itna gussa mujhe aaj tak nahi aaya tha ki ek to sare sapne bigad gaye aur ab ye. Zaroor koi sales man hoga is waqt. Hua to aaj woh mere se pura gaali khakar marega. Ye soch main gussa ho raha tha ki maa boli: Utho aur jao dekho kaun hai.

Main apne gusse ko dant ke beech dabate hue jakar door khola to, hat sala….. Kavita aunty samne khadi thi.
Main: Aap?
Kavita aunty: Kyu kya aap? Bhool gaye kya mujhe?

Main: Nahi matlab aap abhi, itni jaldi?
Kavita aunty: Are, ye kya manners hai Rahul. Pehle andar to aane do mujhe.
Main: Oh sorry aunty. Andar aayiyena.

Unke andar ghuste hi ek ummeed se door ke bahar sar nikal kar idhar udhar dekha. Kahi sath mein Bharti to nahi aayi. Par kaha. Aaj mera din hi kharaab tha. Haar jagah nakamiyabi hi likhi hui thi. Main fir door band kar andar muda.

Jaisi hi Kavita aunty andar ghusi, tabhi maa kitchen se bahar apni nighty ko theek karti hui aayi. Aunty ko dekh boli: Tum, itni jaldi?
Kavita aunty: Surprise! Ha ha ha! Sochi surprise doon. Par…
Maa: Par kya?

Kavita aunty: tum dono ko dekh ke lagta hai maano surprise nahi dono ko dara diya ho maine.
Maa: Ha ha ha! Aisa kuch nahi Kavi. Bas tu boli na ki tu lunch ke baad aayegi to bas usi liye. Rahul aunty ki baag Teena ke room mein rakh do jao.

Kavita aunty: Are nahi, Teena ke room nahi.
Maa: Kyu? kya hua?
Kavita aunty: Oh, Teena ab badi ho chuki hai, Saru (aunty maa ko saru karke aksar bulati hai). Aaj kal bade bacho ko kisi ka unke kamre mein jaana pasand nahi.

Maa: Acha theek hai, tu mere kamre mein raho to.
Maa ne mujhe ishare se samjha diya ki baag unke kamre mein lekar jaaun. Iske baad jab main maa ke kamre se wapas aaya to aunty aur maa dono kitchen mein baate kar rahi thi.

Mera maano lund pe danda nahi koi lohe se maar raha tha. Ek akhiri mauka tha maa ke sath thodi masti karne ki woh bhi aunty ne jaldi aakar bigaad di. Main nirash hokar apne room band kar bed par late gaya. Late kar yahi sochta raha ki kab aisa maoka dhundu jab mujhe maa ke saath akele time mile.

Shayad jab aunty naha rahi ho tab, ya jab woh soyi rahe tab. Ya fir kisi bahane aunty ko ghar se bahar bhejna hoga kisi kaam se tab. Yahi sab sochta hua main leta raha. Kuch 15 se 20 minute baad door ke bahar aunty ne awaz di: Rahul, padhayi kar rahe ho kya?

Main: Haan! kya hua?
Kavita aunty: Kuch nahi, sochi tum kaha chale gaye. Achi baat hai karo padhayi.
Main bed par leta hua hi bola: Haan, ok aunty.

Aur fir mann mein bola: Bhaad mein ja kameeni aunty. Aaj hi ka din mila tha tujhe aane ke liye. Aur mere papa bhi, nahi hai to bhi kabaab mein haddi.

Aisa sab soch mann hi mann maano sabko chun chun kar gali de raha tha.
Kuch der baad maine socha ki apne laptop mein thoda game khelu. Tabhi yaad aaya ki mera laptop aur hard disc dono hi maa ke kamre main hai.

Par fir achanak se yaad aaya ki jab main aunty ki bag maa ke kamre main rakhne gaya to dono hi unke bed par nahi the. Warna use dekh kar mujhe yaad aa jata aur main wapas le aata. Iska matlab maa ne use chupa diya tha pehle hi. Fir jakar maine rahat ki saans li. Chalo aunty ke hath mera hard disk nahi aayega.

Ab kya karta leta leta yahi sochta raha. Fir mobile nikali aur ek do chote mote game khelne laga. Tabhi pata nahi kya masti chadi mann mein ki socha chalo Bharti ko message kar deta hoon. Yoon to usse baat kiye kai din ho gaye hai. Par shayad aunty ko dekh kar mann mein aaj Bharti ka khayal aane laga.

Maine watsaap nikali aur Bharti ke number par, “Hi, how are you?” karke ek message daal diya. Fir thodi der aur game khela ki tabhi reply aaya Bharti ka.
Bharti: Hi, I am good. How are you Rahul?
Main: I am good too.

Bharti: Mom aayi kya waha?
Main: Haan, yahi hai.
Bharti: Ok.

Iske baad maine use message nahi kiya, pata nahi kya message karta. Dimag mein kuch soojh hi nahi raha tha. Fir bas aise hi kuch messages aur bhejne laga.
Main: Tum kyu nahi aayi?
Bharti: Mom ne bulaya tha par main nahi gayi unke sath.

Main: Kyu?
Bharti: Teena nahi haina, aakar kya karungi. I will be like odd one out.
Main: Acha to main kya yaha even hoon.
Bharti: Ha ha ha! Yeah, jhelo ab apni mom aur meri mom dono ko. Good luck.

Maine ye acha mauka samjha aur reply kiya: Tum aa jao, fir unki team aur hum dono ki team.
Bharti: Ha ha ha! Very funny.
Main: I am serious, you come down. I will at least have a company.

Bharti: I am sorry, bro. I can’t.
Main: Brother sab mat bolona.
Bharti: To kya bolu, brother ko brother nahi to uncle bolu kya (bade smile wali smily)

Maine soch liya ki isse acha maoka nahi milne wala. Himmat karke reply kiya: I don’t see you as my sister. So please don’t call me that.
Bharti: What? (ankhe phaad kar dekhne wali smily)

Main: Yeah, main tumhe behan ki nazar se nahi dekha hoon aaj tak. You are as my friend that’s all, usi liye brother sab mat bolo.
Bharti: Pagal ho gaye kya?
Main: Pagal to tum ho, kaafi modern banti ho. Fir aise bhai behan brother and all, bla bla bla.

Bharti: Kuch bhi! Jao jakar padhayi karo.
Main: Tum bhi aa jaona. Yaha fir sath mein combine study karenge. Akele padne ka mann nahi hota.

Bharti: Oh! Combine study aur tumhare sath! Last time yaad hai jab 10 ke liye main pad rahi thi aur tum 9th mein the. Kitaab dekhte hi tum kharate marne lag jate the (bade smile wali smily)

Main: Woh tab ki baat thi, 3 saal pehle ki. Ab main waisa nahi hoon.
Bharti: Haan haan main maan gayi.
Main: Are yakeen nahi aata to aakar dekhlo.

Bharti: Kabse tum mujhe bade interest ke sath bula rahe ho. Kya baat hai? batao. Koi girlfriend ka maamla hai kya jo suljhane ke liye tum mujhe bula rahe ho. Warna tum aise kabhi nahi bolte.

Main: Haan theek pehchana, please aaona please help mein na. Please…
Ye maine aise hi bol diya socha shayad ispar woh maan jaye.
Thodi der uska koi reply nahi aaya aur fir der se hi ek reply aaya.

Bharti: ok! I will come. But ek kaam karna padega.
Main poora khush hokar use jawab mein likha: Haan bolo kya?
Bharti: Teena ka room mujhe chahiye. Mom ke sath mujhe nahi rahna ek room mein. Kaafi baate karti hai.

Main: Don’t worry aunty mom ke sath unke kamre mein rahegi.
Bharti: Fir bhi, main tere room mein to nahi rah sakti na. Teena se poochlo. Sham tak aati hoon. Bye.

Iske baad main mano mann hi mann nachne gaane laga. Par abhi kaam poora to kya shuru bhi nahi hua tha. Maa to nahi milegi ab. To is liye kaise bhi karke Bharti ko apne bistar par nanga letana tha. Maine turant didi ko phone lagaya.

Teena: Hello? Kya hua?
Main: Di sunona, woh aunty aayi hui hai ghar pe.
Teena: Oh, aa gayi kya, papa bata rahe the.
Main: Haan, aur ab woh Bharti bhi sham tak aa rahi hai.

Teena: Ok, to kya hua?
Main: Nahi, hua kuch nahi, bas woh aapka kamra pooch rahi thi rahne ke liye.
Teena: Haan theek hai, maine lock nahi ki hai. Dedo.

Ek second nahi hua didi ko ye bolkar ki tabhi woh tokti hui boli phone par: ruko ruko, nahi mat do.
Main: Kya?
Teena: Woh Bharti ko mere room mein mat bhejo.

Main: Kyu?
Teena: Jo boli bas suno tum, ok.

Waise main yahi chahta tha ki Bharti didi ke kamre mein na rahe ye mere plan ka pahla hissa tha. Bina kuch kiye hi hota hua dikhne laga.
Main: Ok didi par kya bolu Bharti ko ki kyu na doon usko apka room.

Teena: Ek kaam karo. Ab tak to koi mere room mein gaya nahi hoga, to use lock karo aur chaabi chupa lo apne paas. Baad mein agar mom poochi to main bol dungi ki galti se chaabi main apne sath le aayi.

Main: Ok di nice idea, chaabi kidhar hai aapke room ki?
Teena: Woh mere room mein table par hogi, par suno.
Main: Haan!
Teena: Waha kisi bhi cheez ko hath lagaye to dekh lena.

Main: No di, don’t worry, I will not.
Teena: Tum ho usi liye worry hoon. Chalo jao lock karke mujhe ek message de do. Bye.

Main to ab saatve asmaan ko chune wali chalang maar raha tha. Baithe baithe Bharti mere ghar beghar ho gayi. Ab kaise bhi aisa kuch karna tha ki Woh mere room mein rahe. Waise problem to nahi honi chahiye mom aur aunty ko kyu ki main aur Bharti to unki nazar mein bhai behan hai.

Aur bachpan mein hum aksar ek room ek bed par hi saare bache sote the. Par kya maloom ki ab maa aur aunty kya sochti thi. Main turant room se bahar nikla aur yaha waha dekhne laga ki maa aur aunty hai kidhar. Fir kitchen ko gaya to maa ko kitchen mein paya aur poocha: Aunty kidhar gayi?

Maa: Woh mere kamre mein change karne gayi hai. Kya hua?
Main: Nahi bas dikhi nahi to pooch liya.

Main turant bhaga didi ke room. Aram se bina awaaz kiye didi ka room khola aur andar ghus kar room band kar li. Fir didi ki table par chaabi dhondne laga to chaabi to mili sath hi table ke pas neeche floor par ek satin ka kapda dikha. Uthakar dekha to woh ek satin ki choti night dress thi.

Par sochne bhi laga ki maine didi ko kabhi ise pehne nahi dekha to ye yaha floor par kya kar rahi hai. Fir sab wahi rakh mein room se bahar nikla aur chup chap room lock kar apne room chala aaya. Chaabi apne bed ke neeche chupa di aur didi ko bhi ek message bhej diya. To fir iske sath ek aur padaaw poora hua.

Ab Bharti aayi to uske paas mere room ke alawa bas ek living room hi tha. Par aisa to nahi tha ki Bharti living room mein raat kaate. Jo bhi ho ab to bas Bharti ke aane par hi pata chalega ki mere iraade kitne rang lane wale the. Main ye sochta hua apne room se nikla.

Fir samne living se kitchen ko jati hui aunty ko unke nighty mein dekha. Kya mast lag rahi thi. Maine apne aap ko samjhaya ki maa ke sath jo hua uske baad se ab meri nazar kisi bhi aurat ke liye bahak ja rahi thi. Aunty ko unke satin ki nighty mein dekh main unke nange jism ka akaar apne mann mein banane laga.

Unhe aur dekhne ke liye main bhi kitchen ko chala gaya. Ab main maa aur aunty dono ko peeche se dekh raha tha. Dono ko ek sath nange khade apne mann mein dekhne laga. Aaj tak aunty ke liye mujhe aisa kuch bhi nahi feel ho raha tha.

Lekin achanak mere mann mein mere cousin behan Bharti aur ab aunty dono hi sexy nazar aa rahe the. Pata nahi mujhe kya ho raha tha aur aage ye sab mujhe kaha le jaane wali thi. Jo bhi ho mujhe mere mann mein galti kuch nahi dikh raha tha.

Bas ab yahi tha mann mein ki kash maa ke sath in do maa betiyo ko bhi chodne ka maoka mill jaye. Kuch der baad hum teeno milkar lunch kiye aur kuch yaha waha ki baate ki. Kai baar meri nazar aunty ki sleevless kandho par aur aksar unke satin nighty se dikhti unke boobs ki daraar par chali jati.

Par maa ke samne hone se bar bar apni nazar hata leta.
Achanak aunty ne awaz banayi: Ouch!
Maa: kya hua?

Aunty apna baaya hath neeche lejakar apni satin ki nighty upar uthaayi. Aur dheere dheere upar jhango se upar le gayi. Mujhe unki jangho ki darshan mill gayi. Jab woh apna hath bahar laayi to unke hath mein ek plastic ka shoping tag mila.

Ye woh tag hota hai jo hum jab naye kapde lete hai to uspar daam aur brand ka naam wagayra hota hai.
Kavita aunty: Shit ye gada, mujhe laga kuch kat diya.
Maa: Ye kya, abhi lee ho kya?

Kavita aunty: Haan, aaj yaha aa rahi thi to sochi ye lekar aaun.
Maa: Achi lag rahi ho. Haina Rahul.
Pata nahi maa ne mujhse kyu achanak se poochi. Kahi unhone mujhe aunty par nazar dalte to nahi dekh liya.

Main: Ha haan. Acha hai.
Kavita aunty: Thank you. beta.

Lunch ke baad maa aur aunty maa ke room mein chali gayi aur mein ghadi dekhta hua apne room ko. Yahi soch raha tha ki Bharti kab aayegi. Main turant apne room ko saaf kiya. Thoda jhadu lagaya, bedsheet jo pichle 2 hafte se nahi badlli thi use badla.

Room mein room freshner bhi maar di jisse room acha mehke. Bharti mere room ko mana nahi kare bas yahi tha mann mein. Waqt guzra aur 4 baj gaye. Tab ghar ki ghanti baji aur main apne bed se uchal utha.

To be continued.