Kumar Apartment : Season 2 – Part 85.1 (Shobha Bhabhi Ke Tadapne Ka Andaaz)

Narrated by Shobha

Hello, main Shobha. Episode 81 mein aap logone dekha Tushaar aur Naveen ne milar bas apne baato aur apni ungliyo ke jaadu se mujhe sofe par jhadwa diye. Main thak chuki thi.

Yahi soch rahi thi ki agar do mardo ki ungliya aur baate hi mujhe iss kagaar par pahuncha sakti hai to inki chudayi se meri kya haalat hone wali hai. Ab waqt kareeb 3:30 baj rahe the. Inke beech waqt ka pata hi nahi chal raha tha.

Main ye janna chahti thi ki ab aage kya iraada hai mere husband ke in do chudakkad dosto ka. Main uth kar baal banati hui boli: Huff, main zara washroom ho aati hun, tum dono baitho yaha.

Tushaar: Ye tum bata rahi ho ya hume bhi bula rahi ho.

Naveen: Hahaha, haan, sunn kar to nimantran sa lag raha hai!

Main mud kar boli: Hahaha, mujhe zor ki lagi hai aur shayad ab tum dono ko thodi der rukna padega.

Tushaar: Rukni padegi?

Naveen: Woh kyu?

Main: Kyu ki main thodi thaki si hun aur thodi araam karna chahti hun.

Tushaar: Abhi, par abhi hua hi kya?

Naveen: Haan, bass ek baar jhadi aur haalat kharab, tum to bolbachchan nikli bass.

Main inhe kaise bata sakti thi ki subah se sirf ek bar nahi balki gym mein bhi achche se chudh kar aayi thi main.

Main boli: Nahi, woh na, mmm!

Tushaar: Haan haan, sochlo, sochlo kya jhoot bolna hai.

Main: Hahaha, are aisa kuch nahi hai baba. Woh kal raat Rakesh kafi der tak phone mein baat kiya to soyi nahi thi. To shayad neend aa rahi hai.

Naveen: Hmmm, itna kya baat karta hai koi apni patni se?

Tushaar Naveen ko taana marta hua bola: Tu jakar pahle shadi kar fir samjhega, Shobha jaisi biwi hoto Rakesh to poori zindgi chipka hi rahega.

Main: Hahaha. Exactly Tushaar!

Naveen: Achcha to tum sone jaogi to main kya karunga, matlab hum dono kya karenge yaha?

Main: TV hai, TV dekhlo, ya fir kitchen hai, raat ke liye khana banado, hahaha!

Naveen: Mazaak achcha tha par sha…

Tushaar Naveen ke kandhe par hath rakha aur use aage bolne se rok mujhse bola: Theek hai, tum araam karlo.

Naveen: Lagta hai tujhe koi kaam yaad aa gaya, par mujhe aaj koi kaam nahi.

Tushaar Naveen ko dilaasa dete hue bola: Are yaar, tum rukona.

Ye kahta hua woh Naveen ko aankh mara aur fir mujhse bola: To so kar kab tak uthogi?

Main: Hmmm, baat kya hai, kya chal raha hai ab tumhare dimaag mein?

Tushaar: Kuch nahi, socha achchi shum hai to hum dono thoda bahar jakar aaye. Tab tak tum araam karlo. Waise bhi hum to aaj raat yahi honge na.

Naveen: Haan, full night Shobha maharani ke sath.

Mujhe Tushaar ke iraado par shak hone lagi. Main firse poochi: Hmmm, par tumhare dimaag mein kuch aur hi chal raha hai shaayad. Yaha se kaha jaane ka plan hai?

Tushaar: Yahi paas ke kisi bar mein waha ek do beer marenge. Tab tak tum araam karlena aur fir hum dono aa jayenge. Warna tumhi bolo Shobha. Hum dono bhala yaha baithke kya karenge?

Main: Hmmm, theek hai, woh bhi sahi hai.

Naveen: To kab aaye hum waapas?

Main thodi sochkar boli: Mmmm, main call kar dungi. Kya pata main zyada sona chahi to.

Tushaar: Hahaha! Jitna chahiye so lena.

Naveen: Haan, raat jaagran mein katne wali hai, hahaha!

Main: Hmmmm dekhte hai, chalo ab jaana hai to jaldi bhago, mujhe washroom jaani hai.

Tushaar aur Naveen uthte hue apne shirt pant theek karne lage. Aur fir kuch hi der mein unn dono ko ghar se bhaga kar main apne washroom bhagi. Waha apna kaam khatm kar seedhe bistar par giri aur Rakesh ko message ki: Hello! Kaha ho?

Par us waqt uska koi jawaab na aaya. Aur uske jawaab ke intezaar aur aaj raat do mardo ke sath kya hoga in vichaaro mein na jaane kab meri aankh lag gayi.

Takiye ke paas bajti phone ki ring sunn kar main jab uthi to samay 7:30 baj rahe the. Sachme chudayi ki thakaan ne mujhe kafi achchi neend de dali thi. Rakesh ka call tha aur main uthakar usse baat ki.

Main: Hello!

Rakesh: Hello madam, kafi busy ho, ek bhi message ka jawaab nahi.

Main: Message, mmmm, kab kiye?

Rakesh: Are waah zara dekho to phone, aur kya hua awaaz aise, so rahi thi kya?

Main: Hmmm, haan, kuch karne ko nahi thi to so gayi, neend aa rahi thi.

Rakesh: Hahaha chalo achcha hua neend bhi to zarurui hai agar raat bhar mujhse baat karni ho to, hahaha!

Main sochne lagi kal raat isne akele thodi mujhe sone nahi diya. Woh to woh delivery boy tha jo mujhe jagaye rakha. Ye soch mein aage boli: Hmmm, haan, tum mujhe kal raat sone nahi diye to neend theek nahi hui thi.

Rakesh: Ghabrao mat, aaj ki raat bas jag lena, fir to kalse main waha tumhare sath hi rahunga.

Main: Hmmm, to matlab kal raat se mujhe bilkul sone nahi doge.

Rakesh: Haan woh bhi hai, par main bhi to sath mein jagunga, hahaha!

Main: Mmmm, I miss you, aise sab bolkar tarsaao mat abhi, bas kal jaldi aa jao.

Rakesh: Bilkul jaanu, kal dopahar tak main Bangalore pahunch jaunga, uske baad tumse aise chipkunga ki kabhi nahi chorunga.

Main: Mmmm, kabhi chorna bhi mat warna marungi, kitne din ho gaye.

Rakesh: Jaanta hun jaan, main bhi yaha tarass raha hun. Ghabrao mat itne dino ki chudayi ek sath donga tumhe kal.

Bechara Rakesh ye soch raha hai ki main yaha 2-3 dino se chudayi ke liye tarass rahi hun. Main aage boli: Haan, tum nahi diye to bhi lungi tumse, tumhare upar chahad chahad ke chudwaungi tumse.

Rakesh: Hahaha! To aaj ka kya plan hai? Waise Akash phone kiya tha?

Main: Nahi nahi, woh to apne dosto ke sath hoga, main bhi usko pareshan karne nahi gayi.

Rakesh: Tu kahi bahar nahi gaye apni dosto ke sath? Waise Bhawna nahi aayi kya tumse milne? Aksar mere na hone par to woh aa jati thi na?

Main ab kaise kahti ki Bhawna aur Akash ki setting maine hi kar rakhi hai. Main boli: Aaa, pata nahi shayad Bhawna ghar pe kaam mein ho. Mujh abhagin jaisi thodi hai woh jo akeli rahti hai, hahaha!

Rakesh: Oh! Abhagin, hahaha!

Main: Aur nahi to kya? Din raat akeli main pichle 2-3 din se aur aaj bhi nikamme kahinke.

Rakesh: Nikamma? Main? Hahaha!

Main: Aur nahi to kya, bad husband, tumse behtar to woh bank wale the.

Rakesh: Oh, achcha ab aisa ho gaya.

Main: Aur nahi to kya, kamse kam woh log aaye to mujhe kisi se baat karne ko mili. Warna socho Akash bhi bhaag gaya, Bhawna bhi nahi mud kar dekhi, meri kya haalat hoti.

Rakesh: Hmmm…

Shayad uss taraf Rakesh ko jalan hone lagi jab main use nikamma boli. Aur bank wale bankar aaye uske dosto ki tareef ki to, use thodi aur jalaane ke liye.

Main boli: Mmmm soch rahi hun bank wale ko wapas bulalu.

Rakesh turant bola: Woh kyu?

Main: Woh na, hahaha! Mujhe bank wale kuch niyam ab bhi samajh nahi aaye. Soch rahi hun bulake samjhane ko kahu.

Rakesh: Oh, hahaha! Kamini kahi ki, aag laga rahi ho mujhe hmmm!

Main: Hahaha! Nahi to, main to sach kah rahi hun. Kyu tumhe sunn kar jalan ho rahi hai?

Rakesh: Mujhe pata hai tum ye sab kyu kahti ho, Tumhe bhi iss taraf ki phone masti pasand hai woh main pichle 2 raato se jaan chuka hun janemann.

Mujhe kafi masti aati thi. Bass ye baat ko soch kar ki pichle 2 raato se main Rakesh se kuch bhi jhoot nahi kah rahi thi. Lekin woh inn sabko bass ek phone call ki masti samajh raha tha.

Use aise dhoka dene mein na jaane kyu mere ang-ang mein masti ki chulbulahat hoti hai. Main usko wapas boli: Hahaha, kafi samajhdaar ho tum.

Rakesh: Akhir hum hum hai janemann, pehchaan jaate hai sab. Waise kya aaj raat bank wale ke sath masti ki baat hogi?

Main ghadi dekhi aur sochi ki aaj to sachme Naveen aur Tushaar aayenge meri raat rangeen karne.

Fir boli: Kyu kya tumhe ye kafi uttejit karti hai, batao?

Rakesh: Mmmm, shayad.

Main: Hmmmm, to fir aaj raat bul lungi uss bank manager ko.

Rakesh: Uff, mujhse raha nahi ja raha ab, sachme Shobha phone sex ka bhi apna hi maza hai.

Main: Haan woh to hai, par abhi ruko, abhi nahi, abhi main shower karne ja rahi hun uske baad araam se.

Ye main iss liye boli kyu ki mujhe Tushaar aur Naveen ko bulakar baate bhi samjhani thi.

Rakesh: Haan haan theek hai, main bhi jaldi kaam niptakar khana sab khakar ek 9, 9:30 tak aata hun.

Main: Itni jaldi aaj, bohut zyada tarass rahe ho aaj to?

Rakesh: Are nahi, kal subah hai meri return flight, 5 baje. To jaldi sokar jaldi uthkar yaha se seedhe tumhari baanho mein.

Main: Oh haan, chalo to tab call karna. Main bhi apne kaam khatm karke bistar par bank wale ke sath tumhara intzaar karungi.

Rakesh: Oh baba, Shobha tum mujhe pagal hi kar dogi yaar, chalo main jaldi hi wapas call karta hun, bye jaan.

Main: Bye, love you.

Main phone kaati aur dabi hont hass padi ki main kya kar rahi hun apne priya patidev ke sath. Fir turant Naveen ko call ki aur unn dono ko bulai. Unko aane mein 20–25-minute lagenge bole.

To main jaldi se bathroom bhagi aur raat ki masti ke liye nahakar poori taro taza ho gayi. Nahakar main sirf ek satin ki robe pehankar ayine mein dekh balo ko sawaarti hui khud ko dekh muskura rahi thi.

Main ye soch muskura rahi thi ki aaj raat Tushaar aur Naveen mere sath kya karne wale hai. Apne pati ke alawa main aksar dusre mardo se chudhi hun. Par aaj ek sath do mardo ke sath pahli baar chudhne wali thi.

Meri har rooh mein masti ki gudgudahat si daud rahi thi. Baar-baar yahi soch kar ki mere jism ke sath woh dono aaj kya kya nahi karenge. Tabhi darwaze ki ghanti baji.

Main jaldi se robe utaari aur jangho tab lambi satin ki ek asmani neele rang ki nighty pehankar uske upar wapas robe pehan darwaza kholne chal padi. Darwaze se bahar dekhi to woh dono hi the.

Apni robe ke naade ko achche se bandhi. Taaki unhe andar kya pehni hun woh na dikhe. Darwaza khol kar chudne ko taiyaar aur intezaar mein baithi kisi chudakkad aurat ki tarah adaao ke sath khadi boli: Hello!

Tushar aur Naveen mujhe upar se neeche dekhe, robe meri jangho ko zyada chupa bhi nahi pa rahi thi. Woh meri chikni jangho ko ghoor rahe the mano pahli baar dekh rahe ho aur fir Tushaar bola: Wow! Looking hot Shobha.

Naveen: Kafi fresh lag rahi ho, janemann!

Naveen ke janemann se samajh gayi ki woh thoda peekar aaya hai. Shayad ye dono hi kyu ki dono ke aankh halke laal the. Main unn dono ka hath pakad apne ghar ke andar kheechi. Fir darwaaza band kar boli: Pure peekar aaye ho dono hmmm!

Aur fir undono ke hath mein shopping bag dekhi. Main poochi: Woh kya hai?

Tushaar: Gift, tumhare liye.

Akhir aurat hun, aur mujhe koi gift kare ye baat sunkar khushi kaise na ho. Main halki muskaan ke sath boli: Tum dono sachme shopping bhi kiye?

Naveen: Haan, kyu?

Main aage chali aur unn dono ko dhakelti hui boli: Ok ok baith jao pahle dono, aur batao ye kya hai?

Main Tushaar ke hath se bag lene hath badhayi to woh mere hath hatakar mujhe rok bola: Ahaaa, itni kya jaldi hai.

Main unke bagal wale sofe par baith boli: Hmmm, bataona kya hai.

Naveen: Are ruko to yaar, wait wait.

Naveen apne laaye bag se 4 bottle beer nikali aur table par rakh bola: Wait, wait, ye fridge mein rakh dun kya?

Main hath modkar bhawre upar kar boli: Hmmm, 4 bottle! To aaj kya mere ghar ko bar banane ka iraada hai?

Tushaar: Hahaha! Haan, aur tum humari bar dancer hahaha!

Main sofe ke pillow ko lekar Tushaar ke muh par maar boli: Jakar apni biwi ko bol ye.

Naveen turant apne bag se vodka ki aadhi bottle nikal kar bola: Are tum chido mat, tumhare liye bhi laaye hai. Please ye beer fridge mein rakh dona.

Main: Main teri naukrani nahi, khud jake rakh aao.

Tushaar: Hahaha, haan woh to hai tum to humari maharani ho.

Tushaar apne hath se bag sofe par rakh bottle lekar kitchen ko jane laga. Main uchalti hui us bag ko jhapatta maar pakdi. Waha se Naveen mere hath ko pakad apne paas kheechta hua bola: Oye, ruko, hahaha!

Mere hath mein bag to aa gayi lekin Naveen mujhe meri kamar se pakad apni god mein le liya. Main machalti hui boli: Hahaha, choro Naveen, chorona mujhe dekhne dona kya hai isme.

Naveen chora nahi. Toain apni dusri hath neeche le gayi. Uske pant ke upar se uske lund ko pakad zor se nichodti hui boli: Choro warna tod dungi ye.

Woh mujhe turant chor diya aur main bag lekar uthi aur usi bag se uske sar par ek de mari. Kyu ki bag kafi halka tha aur usme chot lagne layak kuch nahi thi.

ain use maar kar boli: Hahaha, hosh mein aa bewade!

Main apne jagah wapas baith bag ke andar ki cheeze nikalne lagi. Sabse pahle ek branded company ka dabba nikla aur padi to lingerie thi.

Main Naveen ko dekh poochi: Mmmm mujhe pahle hi samjh leni chahiye thi ki tum dono mere liye kya laoge.

Itne mein Tushaar bottle ko fridge mein rakh wapas aaya. Meri god se bag wapas cheen liya aur bola: Yaar mere aane tak to wait karo, akhir ye sab mera selection hai.

Hath mein pakdi dabbe ko khol kar dekhi to usme kale rang kafi halke pardashi kapde ki stockings thi. Woh meri tango par jangho ke lambayi ki thi.

Main Tushaar se poochi: To tum meri tango ko isme dekhna chahte ho?

Naveen: Hum dono dekhna chahte hai, woh ekdam porn movie type.

Main: Mmmm, ok, aur kya kya hai usme Tushaar dikhaona.

Tushaar: Ye batao woh pasand aayi?

Main: Hmmm, aayi, achchi hai, par ab batao aur kya hai.

Tushaar andar se ek kapda nikala aur mujhe deta hua bola: Uske sath matching ye.
Main use hath mein lekar dekhi no stockings se matching kale rang ki kafi choti aur kafi patle kapde ki babydoll. Itni choti ki shayad usme meri gand bhi poori tarah se na chipe.

Main: Mmmm, matching set.

Uske sath hi ek thong panti bhi thi. Woh itni choti thi mano sirf meri choot ko hi chupane ke liye thi. Aur peeche bas ek rassi jaisi mano bass pehano to gand ki daraar se hokar gand ki ched chupane ke liye ho, aur kuch nahi.

Main: Hmmm, ok ok, to ye hai meri gift?

Naveen: Abhi aur hai!

Main: Jaanti hun kuch aur bhi hai usme batao kya hai?

Tushaar ne andar hath dala aur kale rang ki satin kapde ki ankho par baandhne wali patti thi. Main samajh gayi inke mann mein kya hai.

Par fir bhi mazaak banati hui boli: Haan do do, ye kaam ki hai, mujhe raat ko neend nahi ayegi to laga lungi aankho par.

Naveen: Are yaar, ye pehan kar sone kaon dene wala hai tumhe?

Tushaar: Ise to tumhe pehnakar kuch aur hi karna hai, sona nahi!

Bhale main mazaak mein taal rahi thi. Par inki baate aur ye cheeze dekh mere andar bhi uttejna ho rahi thi. Ye kapde pehana kar aur meri ankho mein patti bandh ye dono mere sath jo na karne wale the use soch meri choot mein chulbulahat ho rahi thi.

To be continued.