Kumar Apartment : Season 2 – Part 85.2 (Shobha bhabhi karwa rahi hai tadap bhari intazar)

Narrated by Shobha

Bhale main mazaak mein taal rahi thi. Par inki baate aur ye cheeze dekh mere andar bhi uttejna ho rahi thi. Ye kapde pehana kar aur meri ankho mein patti bandh ye dono mere sath jo na karne wale the use soch meri choot mein chulbulahat ho rahi thi.

Main: To aankho par patti bandh mujhe andhi banakar kya mere ghar ko lootoge, hahaha!

Tushaar: Ghar ko nahi, tumhe, tumhe lootenge!

Naveen Tushaar se bola: Ab woh akhiri saman dikhana madam ko.

Tushaar bag mein haat dala. Fir jo nikala use dekh mere tann badan mein masti ki kampan daod gayi. Uske haat mein hatkadi thi. Police wale hatkadi nahi, woh jo sex karte waqt pehante hai. Mulayam kalayi ki kadi wali do hatkadiya.

Main use dekh anjaane mein hi apni nichle hont kaat gayi. Ye soch kar ki kya sachme ye dono mujhe hatkadi pehnakar aaj raat chodhne wale hai. Inhone dopahar ko mujhse kaha tha.

Mujhe bandh kar nirbal banakar ye dono mere sath nirdayi ho kar mujhe chodhna chahte hai. Meri choot mein ye soch chipchipahat hone lagi. Main jaan gayi ki main na chahti hui bhi bass ye sab soch kar hi geeli ho rahi hun.

Tushaar: Kya hua, kya soch rahi ho?

Main: Aaa, kuch nahi.

Main ye kahti hui Sharma kar apne muh par haat rakh gayi to Naveen bola: Aise na sharmao, hume bhi to batao ki ye sab dekh tum kya soch rahi ho.

Tushaar: Haan, bataona Shobha.

Main: Uff, baba kuch nahi, bass yahi soch rahi thi ki tum dono ekdam pagal ho.

Tushaar: Kaise na ho, tum pagal karne ke liye ho to kaise na ho hum pagal.

Main: Hmmm, to aaj bade iraade banakar aaye ho wapas.

Tushaar: Haan, aaj shum full masti.

Main: Aur ye vodka kyu? Mujhe pilakar, bandh kar kya kya karne ke iraade hai tum dono ke?

Naveen: Bass samajhlo sab kuch. Sab kuch kyu ki ye hum teeno ki akhiri shaam jo hai.

Main: Woh kyu?

Tushaar: Woh kyu kya? Kal Rakesh wapas aa jayega fir kaha aise hume sham milegi tumhare sath.

Main: Hmmm, woh to sahi hai. Lekin ghabrao mat, aisa to nahi hai ki Rakesh fir kabhi bahar nahi jayega.

Main apne tang par tang rakh apni jaanghe unhe achche se dikhati hui aage boli: Aur aisa bhi nahi hai ki main fir kabhi ghar par akeli nahi rahungi. Hum dubara kai baar milenge, to aisa na socho.

Tushaar: Jo bhi ho, bass aaj ki shum hum tumhare liye yaadgaar banana chahte hai.

Tushaar sare cheezo ko wapas bag mein rakh mere taraf use dekar bola: Zara try to karo.

Naveen: Haan, zara dekhe to kaisi lag rahi ho.

Main mudkar diwar par ghadi dekhi. Rakesh 9-9:30 baje call karega bola tha to sochi abhi 1 ghanta baaki hai.

Main wapas unn dono se boli: Nahi, mujhe nahi pehanni ye, aaj!

Naveen: Kyu? To kab?

Main: Fir kabhi, bataungi.

Tushaar: Are yaar, please aisa na karo na.

Main: No! Boli na fir kabhi! Bharosa rakho, do idhar.

Main sare jeezo ko bag mein wapas rakh uthi aur boli: Aaj ise rakh deti hun chupakar, kahi Rakesh na dekhle.

Naveen badbadata hua gana gun-gunane laga: Sare sapne kahi kho gaye, haye hum kya se kya ho gaye.

Main hass padi aur boli: Hahaha! Pagal, uff, mere mann mein bhi kuch hai Naveen, tum dono ko koi shikayat nahi hogi, bharosa rakho!

Ye kah kar main apne kamre ko jane lagi to Tushaar bola: Koi baat nahi, aaj tumhe issi robe mein kam chala lenge. Waise sirf robe mein ho ya, andar bhi kuch hai?

Dono mere jate hue mujhe peeche se dekh rahe the. Naveen meri jangho ko dekh bola: andar ka to pata nahi par bahar se to bas robe hi dikh raha hai.

Main kamre mein ghusne se pahle palat kar unhe dekh boli: Khud pata lagalo kya hai andar. Ya fir shayad sachme kuch na ho!

Main apne room jakar unki laye samaan ko wardrobe mein rakhi. Fir wapas nikli to waha se Naveen hukum chalata hua bola: Suno! Woh beer laa do na, pyaas lag rahi hai!

Main kamar par haat rakh khadi use ghoor kar dekhi to woh aage bola: Are matlab, hahaha request kar raha hun, Shobha ji.

Main: Lagta hai tumhe kafi chad chuki hai.

Naveen: Hahaha, are nahi aisa kuch nahi bass mazaak tha.

Woh jhoota masoom shakal banane laga aur main muskura gayi. Ye dekh Tushaar utha aur mere taraf aane laga. Naveen shadi shuda nahi tha isi liye use pata nahi tha ki ek aurat ko kisi kisi waqt kya pasand hai.

Par Tushaar ye jaanta tha aur issi liye woh mere taraf aata hua bola: Tum jao baitho Shobha, main lekar aata hun.

Main Tushaar ko dekh pyar bhari muskaan di aur uske sath kitchen ko gayi. Woh fridge se ek bottle nikal bola: Glass hoga kya?

Main: Haan haina, main mud kar paaw unchi kar upar ke shelf se glass nikali to woh peeche se dekh bola: Hmmm, to robe ke andar bhi hai kuch.

Main palat kar boli: Hahaha, to tum sachme soch rahe the.

Uske paas jakar dheere se boli: Ki main is robe ke andar nangi hun! Hahaha! Ye lo glass. Woh glass pakda aur hum dono living roon ja baithe. Waha Tushaar apne daanto se style mein mere samne beer ki bottle kholta hua dikhane laga.

Main boli: Sambhaal ke.

Tushaar: Hahaha, ye sab to mere roz ka hai.

Main: Haan par main nahi chahti uss muh ko aaj kuch ho jaye, usse kai aur kaam bhi hai.

Naveen: Hahaha, waise tum nahi pee rahi?

Main: Nahi nahi, aaj nahi, aaj main hosh mein rahna chahti hun.

Tushaar: Kyu humse darr lagta hai kya?

Main: Hmmm, kya pata mujhe besud kar tum dono mere sath kya kar de.

Naveen: Job hi karenge woh tumhe hosh mein rakh kar bhi karenge, farak nahi padta.

Tushaar glass mein beer dala to glass par jhaag bani to main boli: Isi karan mujhe beer pasand nahi, ajeeb si jhaag banati hai.

Naveen: To tumhe glass mein jhaag pasand nahi to kaha se jhaag pasand hai.

Main samajh rahi thi ki woh kiss bare mein kah raha hai. To main use uksaane ki soch daanto ko meenchti hui muskurakar boli : Tumhare ganne se nikalungi jhaag.

Tushaar: Aur hum dono tumse.

Main: Mujhse?

Naveen: Haan, hum dono milkar tumhari aisi haalat karenge ki tum jhaag uglogi!

Tushaar beer ke bottle ke muh mein apni ek ungli ghusate nikalte mujhe dikhakar bola: Haan, tumhari aisi halat hogi aaj ki tumhari choot se aise hi jhaag nikal aayegi.

Main badi unko uksaane gayi thi lekin inn dono ki pagalpann bhari baate sunn sachme meri choot se mano paani nikal hi gayi. Inka ye kahna ki ye mujhe chodh-chodh kar meri choot se jhaag nikal denge.

Ye jitni unhoni baat thi utni hi zyaada uttejnaatmak bhi. Inki baato se hui garmi mein main uthi aur apni robe khol do taraf daal apni andar pehani nighty unhe dikhati hui wapas baith gayi.

Naveen: Job hi kaho, ye satin nighty mein ladkiya kya mast chikni lagti hai.

Main apni khuli jaangh par ungli se sahlati hui unse poochi: To kya bina satin ke main chikni nahi lagti tumhe?

Tushaar beer ki glaas lekar cheers bola aur ek ghoont peekar bola: To fir shuru kare?

Main: Kya?

Naveen bhi beer peekar bola: Tumhari jhaag nikalne ka kaam.

Tushaar: Shuru kare?

Main: Hahaha, itne bhi utaawle na bano! Abhi kuch der ruko.

Naveen: Kitna tarsaogi aur?

Main firse ghadi dekhi aur fir boli: Hmm, abhi nahi, boli na kuch der baad.

Tushaar: Ye tum ghadi kyu dekh rahi ho beech beech mein?

Naveen: Hahaha, humare alawa bhi koi aane wala hai kya tumhari jhaag nikalne?

Main sofe par padi cushion uthakar Naveen ko maar boli: Hahaha, nahi, aisa kuch nahi, par kuch khaas hai.

Tushaar: Woh kya? Batao!

Main: Mmm, tum dono dopahar ko pooch rahe the na ki kya main ye sari baate Rakesh ko bataungi ya nahi?

Naveen: Haan to? Rakesh aane wala hai kya?

Main: Offo, nahi, woh kal hi ayega, par, you know…

Tushaar: Kya, aage bolo!

Main honto ko kaat boli: Kuch der baad Rakesh call karne wala hai.

Naveen: Oh, to?

Main: Aur main use sab kuch batane ja rahi hun.

Tushaar: Ya to tum pagal ho gayi ho, ya fir, mujhe chad chuki hai! Galat sunn raha hun.

Naveen: Haan, tum kah kya rahi ho? Ya humare kaan galat sunn rahe hai.

Main: Hahaha! Tum dono bhi na, hmmm, tum dono ko Rakesh ki ek baat shayad pata nahi.

Tushaar: Kya?

Main: Use mere sath phone sex kafi pasand hai, jab bhi woh aise kahi bahar jaata hai to.

Naveen: To, iska humare aur tumhare bare mein batane ka kya matlab.

Main: Uff, ab kaise samjhaun? Main samjhana nahi chahti, tum dono agar sath doge to khud jaan jaoge.

Tushaar: Ok, par hume kya karna hoga?

Main honto ko kaat boli: Jo karne aaye ho tum dono, mere sath.

Naveen: Aur, ye Rakesh ki baat?

Main: Bataungi, abhi kyu na khane ke liye kuch order karle?

Tushaar: Yaar tum har baat aise aadha adhura kyu chorti ho, tadpa hi daalti ho.

Main: Hahaha! Main mardo ko tadpaane ki shaokeen hun.

Naveen: Bhari padega ye shaok ek din.

Main daant meenchti hui boli: Wahi to main chahti hun, ki tum dono itna tadpo ki baad mein mujhe bhi uske badle mein tadpaaye.

Naveen kuch bolne aaya tabhi Tushaar use rok bola: Abe bass kar, jaldi khana order kar de warna ye baato se humari nikaal degi.

Main: Hahaha. samajhdaar ho Tushaar.

Naveen apna phone nikal kar Tushaar se bola: Are mera net pack khatm hai. Tu order karde main pay kar dunga.

Tushaar apna phone nikal kar jaldi jaldi khana order karne laga. Woh turant bola: KFC se order kare?

Main: Haan, nahi nahi, waha se nahi, kahi aur se.

Tushaar: Mmmm, KFC nazdeek hai yaha jaldi aa jayegi.

Main nahi chahti thi ki KFC se kuch mangaaye aur kal ka woh delivery wala ladka aaj bhi aa jaye meri address dekh kar. Issi liye main mana karti hui boli: Nahi, pak gayi hun waha se kha ke, kahi aur se karo.

Tushaar: Ok kya khaogi?

Main: Mmm, mere liye halka fulka kuch.

Tushaar hum teeno ke liye khana order kiya aur fir bola: Chalo, khane ka bhi bandobast ho gaya.

Naveen mujhe dekh apne honto ko chaatta hua bola: Ab khaane se pahle starters ki taiyaari kiya jaaye kya?

Merin: Hahaha, sabra karo Naveen, sabra ka fal meetha hota hai.

Tushaar: Aur kitna sabra karwaogi?

Main: Boli na, Rakesh call karega uske baad, aur waise bhi achchi cheezo ke liye thodi intazaar to karni padti hai.

Tushaar: Waise Rakesh ko itna bewakoof mat samjho, agar woh jaan gaya to?

Main: Iss maamle mein Rakesh par mujhe poora bharosa hai. Woh mujhpe aise koi shak nahi karta. Bass tum dono apne upar kaabu rakhna.

Naveen: Tumhare hote hue kaise kaabu rakhenge yaar.

Main: Hahaha, main tumhari awaaz ki baat kar rahi hun. Bass uske call aane ke waqt tum dono chup rahoge. Waise bhi main to chahti bhi nahi hun ki tum dono khud par kaabu rakhe aaj.

Naveen: Kuch to hai jo mujhse ye kah raha hai ki ye tum pahli baar nahi kar rahi ho.

Main: Hahaha, kya kahna chahte ho tum ki isse pahle bhi?

Tushaar: Shayad, tumhe iss atmavishwaas ko dekh kar to lag raha hai ki aisa kuch tumne Rakesh ke sath pahle bhi kabhi kiya hai.

Main mann hi mann soch hass rahi thi ki ye kabhi ki baat kar rahe hai. Kal raat hi main Rakesh ke sath yahi khel khelti hui delivery boy se chudhwa rahi thi.

Main unse boli: Hahaha, pahle bhi kabhi kya karne ki baat kar rahe ho?

Naveen: Yahi ki Rakesh se phone sex karti hui tum kisi…

Tushaar: …kisi aur, ke sath.

Main: Hahaha, tum dono sachme mujhe itni chudakkad samajh baithe ho kya?

Tushaar: Kah nahi sakte. Par tumne kahi bhi thi ki Naveen se pahle tum kisi bhi mard ke sath kuch ki nahi ho.

Main: Main jo bhi kahi sach hi boli hun, tum dono ke sar pe beer chad rahi hai, zyada soch rahe ho.

Naveen: Khali dimaag soche bhi kya, baitha ke rakhe ho, issi liye kah raha hun, kuch karte hai.

Main: Tumhe to bass bahana chahiye Naveen mujhpar chadne ka.

Tushaar: Tum ho hi aisi Shobha, ki kya bataye, bass aise chahadna chahta hun ki fir kabhi na uttru.

Main: Main bhi yahi chahti hun. Par jaisa ki maine kaha thoda intazaar karo, kamse kam ye beer to khatm karlo.

Naveen: Yaad rakhna, bahut tarsa rahi ho Shobha, chunn chunn ke badla liya jayega.

Main aankh marti hui boli: Bilkul, chunn chunn ke lena Naveen, ache se.

Tushaar: Bass yaar tum aise baate karke aur pagal mat karo, tum hi call kardona Rakesh ko.

Main: Offo, boli na abhi ruko, laalchi na bano, warna dono ko bhaga dungi.

Naveen: Sachme bhagaogi?

Main dabi hont muskura gayi kyu ki Naveen ne sahi poocha. Inn dono se aaj raat chudhwane ke main itne khayal bunn chuki thi. Main inhe khud bhi bhaga nahi sakti thi.

Fir bhi bhaaw khaati hui baalo ko sawaarti hui boli: Haan, agar bula sakti hun to bhaga bhi sakti hun tum dono ko. Fir ek dusre ko hi khush karte rahoge mere bina, hahaha!

Tushaar: Naa naa, itne bure din nahi aaye mere.

Main hass padi aur boli: Issi liye kah rahi hun, Rakesh ke call aane tak sabra rakho.

Aur tabhi indono ke chehre par khushiyo ka tufaan umad pada jab table par rakhi meri phone baj uthi. Woh dono hi ek sath aage badh kar phone dekhe to Rakesh ka hi call tha. Unn dono ke chehre par khushi dekhne layak thi.

Tushaar: Wow! Aa gaya call.

Naveen: Uthaona, baat karo.

Main haat dikhati hui unhe rukne ka ishara kar boli: Ruko, itni jaldi nahi, abhi main kuch kaam kar rahi hun.

Tushaar: Matlab?

Main: Isse baj kar rukne do, kuch der baad Rakesh dubara call karega.

Naveen: Waah! Ab to koi shak nahi ki ye tumne pahle kabhi nahi ki.

Main: Shhh! Chup, dubara call aane do, fir baat karti hun usse, warna woh sochega ki main kitna utaawli hun yaha.

Baalo ko taw deti hui aage boli: Meri demand kam nahi hone de sakti na, samjho!

Aur fir call katne ke bad dubara call aayi. To main phone uthakar undono se boli: Yaad rahe kuch bhi ho jaye, muh se awaaz na nikle tum dono ki.

To be continued.