Sarada Sarada Ga Matallo

Around a month back I have received the following joke on my whatsapp

Girl : ‘Emaindi.. inka kaledaa?”
Boy : “Ayi poindi.. ayi poindi..pls.”
Girl : “Thondara ga kanee..!”
Boy : “Please.. konchem sepe.. konchem itu thirugu.. konchem terich pettu…”
Girl : “…sare.. kanee..”
Boy : “Thanks.. inka konchem tereichi pettu…”
Girl : “Inkanaa….. Chalaa..?”
Boy : “Chaalu.. ippudu easy ga vundi…”
Girl : Thondaraga kanee.. Invigilator chooste nee papers, naa papers lakku pothadu thelusaa..?

This is what I got a message. It was funny with double meaning. I thought of deleting it immediately, but kept. Then the idea came how it will be to write in the same manner in funnily in double meaning.. so the following… go through and give your comments on my mail [email protected]

Sarada sarada ga matallo …. :- By Lovely Radhika

“Emaindi.. inka kaledaa?” asked the girl.
“Ayi poindi.. ayi poindi..pls.”
“Thondara ga kanee..!” said the girl.
“Please.. konchem sepe.. konchem itu thirugu.. konchem terich pettu…” requested the boy
“…sare.. kanee..” agreed the girl
“Thanks.. inka konchem tereichi pettu…” again requested the boy
“Inkanaa.. “ the girl is annoyed and said again.. “Chalaa..?”
“Chaalu.. ippudu easy ga vundi…,, oh! Shit..” the boy is annoyed now..
“Emaindi…?”

“Naa pennu pani cheyadam ledu…” gonigadu
“Pani cheyani pennu enduku pettu kunnav..?” said the girl.
“Nee daggara pennu vunda..?” adigaadu
“naa daggara endukundee?” said the girl.
“ponee inku buddi unda?” malliadigaadu.
“Undi.. enduku?” andi.

“Naa pennu munchi rastanu..” aa ammyi tho annadu.
“ammo vaddu..” bhaya padindi.
“Endukoo…?”

“Naa inku buddi ninduga undi. Nee pennu lonchi emaina kaarithe.. over flow ayi marakalu padathai..”
“Naa pennu lonchi kaarakunda munchu thanu..”
“Ammo.. vaddu.. naa buddi ivvanu.. nee thippalemo nuvve padu..”
After half-an-hour “amma ayi poindi..” said the boy..
“Thank God.. bhayam tho chastoo unnanu.”
Endukoo… bhayam?”

“Evaraina chooste…? Leda invigilator chooste.. nee answer sheets naa answer sheeta pattuku pothadu thelusa..?”
“Evaru chodaru.. andaroo everi panilo vallu busy… invigilator chodaleduga..”
“snte.. andaroo nee laage..?

“Aha.. ala ani kaadu…” he could’t understand what to say.
“Repu koda terichi pedathava..?” adigadu
“Em.. ivala di sai poledaa.?” Chilipi ga andi
After five minutes the girl gave the answer sheets to the invigilator and went out.

Immediately the boy followed her. But by the time the boy came out the girl went with somebody on a scooter.

Next day…”Baga prepare ayyava..?’ the girl asked the boy behind her.
“so.. so.. ayina mee ammayilantha kadule..!” kontega annadu.
“ivala nee pennu bagunda..?’ kallu chkilistoo adigindi.
“bagundi.. enduku..?” questioned back.

“Needi karina over flow kakunda precaution theesu kunnanu..”
“ivala kooda terichi pedathava?”
“Theravala … Chooddam.. le…”

On the last day of the exam when the boy came out the exam hall, the girl was there talking with some other girl.

“Hello! Rojoo nee kosam choostoo unnanu. Neevu kanipinchadam ledu.” The boy said.

“Nenu bayatiki vachche tappatiki maa nanna scooter tho ready ga vuntunnaru..” said the girl
“Oh!”
“ivala raleda..?” adigadu.
“Ledu. Ranannaru…”
“Marela velthavu..? he asked curiously.

“inke mundi.. public transport… By bus…”
“if you never mind tea thagudma?”
“Pada..” aa ammayi ok anagane.. the boy led the girl to the near by tea bunk. While drinking tea.. “Arati pallu baga unnai. Peddaga kooda unnai kada..?” said the girl

“Kavala..?” asking this he took two bananas and gave her one. ”Neeku banana ishtama?”

“Chalaa..!” looking at the banana she said.
“Nee premiti..? boy asked

‘Vennela.. mari needi…?”
“Are perlu bhale kalisaye.. naa pereu shashank.. vennela shashank.. baunnai kadoo?”
‘Ekkadiki vellali..? The boy asked again. The girl gave the answer. “Oh! Ganta paine padu thundi.. Nenoo ate vellali pada ..”
They boarded the bus.

“Wow.. bus entha khali ga vundi.. lucky ga seats kooda vunnai.. koorcho..” the boy said showing her a window seat. And he sat at her side. They both started talking many things. The boy asked “A college lo join avuthavu..?”

“Enduku.?.. akkada kooda terichi petta mantava.. “she said smilingly.
Manam eppudaina kaluddama..?” boy asked..
“Ammo maa intlo champe staru..”

“Aye.. emi chestu unnaavu..? velu theeyi..” andi ammayi
“emaindi..? he asked teasingly.

“Giliginthalu ga vuntundi..” aa ammayi muduchu kuntoo andi..
“Ekkada.. “ without removing his hand he said.
‘Aye.. vaddu.. piskaku.. metta badathai…”
“Emi pallu ivi…?” boy asked.

“Tase cheste thelustundi.. theeyaga vunte mangoes.. teepi, pulupu vunte santhralu..” andi ammayi.

“Cheekithe thelustundi.. cheekana…?” moham choodu.. publicga cheekuthadata..?’

Hai moonlight… oka saari naa arati pandu pattu kove..?”
“hey. Adem peru.. public ga ele pattukuntaru babooo?“
“moonlight.. ante vennele kada.. nenu nee pallu pattukunnanu kada..”
“avi lopala vunnai.. paiga nee cheyi naa veepu enuka nunchu nadumu meduga vundi.. paina naa pita vundi.. kanipinchadu.. kani.. needi ela..” saying this she kept here hand between hi thighs under the bag and squeezed.”

“Needi peddade.. enhundenmiti..?”
Oka sari nenu maa friend measure chesukunnamu.. naadi 8 inches vundi.. vrittam 3 inches vudi.”

“mari mee friend di..” iinka squeeze chestune adigindi.
“Naakante 1 inch thakkuva.. lavu anthe..”
“Ayithe needi 1 inch dia.. anna mata..?”
“Ademiti..?”

“Ante kada.. circumference to dia is pi ante.. 22/7 ante 3.14.. avuna.. needi 3 inches annavu kada so dia . 1 inch..”
“neeku maths baga vachcha..?”
“Enduku?”
Physics lo triangle experiment vundi kada.. cheasava..?”
“voon..neevu..?

“chesanu.. kani sariga raledu.”
“Thermacol vadava..?
“Avunu..”
“sponge vadali. Dani vala momentum lo jerks ni absorb chestundi.”
“Ela cheyali..?”
“Reverse triangle lo vunna sponge theesu kuni centre lo cylinder size lo oka circle cut cheyali. Aa tharuvatha aa circle lo cylinder in insert cheyali. Apudu cylinder centre lo suitable piston niinsesert cheyali.. ayithe piston baga lubricate cheyali.. lekunte cylinder debba thintundi..” said the girl.
“Kanee.. piston lopaliki jarithe…?”

“Jagrathaga chesta enduku jaru thundi.. aina inka doubt unte piston chivara kinda rendu iron balls wweld cheste sri.. a balls, cylinder edge ki thagili piston l;opaliki pokunda aaputhai..”
“ayithe first rank vastundi.. state first vachchina cvastavemo..?”
“Koi.. munaga chettu ekkistunnav..”

“oovishayam cheppana..?” “Cheppu… emitee..?”
“Nuvu chala andam ga vuntaav..?” “Avuna…” kila kila navvindi..
“joke cheyataniki neeku evaru doraka leda…?
“Ledu.. nenu nijame chebu thunnanu..” “aye.. emitadi,.. malli…akkada cheyi enduku pettav..?”

“aapu koleaka pothunnanu.. ippude intiki vellala…?” “Vadda..?”
“Mee nanna raledu kadaa.. mee friends ni kalisanani cheppu..?”
Enduku…? Emi chestav…?” Therichi pedata annavu kada.. naa pennu inku buddi lo munchudamani..?”

“Abba.. aasha… adi rendo roju cheppanu… ivala kadu…”
“Adig.. naa stage vachchindi nenu velthunnanu..” sayng that the girl got up coming out of the sea “Anyway thanks..” andi
“Endukoo…”

“ekkadidaka escort chesinanduku.. tea aippinchi naduku.. inka…”
“Voo.. inka… nee banana ichchavu kada.. anduku kooda.. “ saying that the girl gave a shake hand to him, and got down of the bus.
The boy got disappointed than he realized that there some paper the girl kept in his palm while giving shake hand. He opened the folded the paper and looked at it.. there was “Vennela..” and a number was there . and written this is my whats spp number.

The boy shouted “Hurraaa.. “ loudly and jumped up and got hit by the luggage carrier of the bus.

I request to the readers’ to give their suggestion whether to continue their acquaintance to friendship or not. If yes it will be continued. if not that ends the talk.

How do you think this is… anxiously waiting for your comments.
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