Maa Ke Saath Hanimoon – Part I

Ye. Ek bahoot pahele ki kahani hai.. ek din mere Maa ne mughe bulaya our kha ke “hame gaon jana hai kisi cort- kam ke silsile me”. Maine kha “kyo papa nahi aarehe hai? To maa ne kha ke “wo unki sharab me bussy hai. Our wo hamre property ka kam hai.” Maine kha “Thik Hai-mai college me chutty leta hu” to maa ne kha ke hame khali guruwar (Thursday) nikalna hai, shukravar (Friday) ko kaam kar ke shaniwar (Saturday) ko wapas yaha aana hai.our thghe to shiniwar ko chutti hoti hai to thuhe khali

Guruwar –shukravar hi chutti leni hai, Dekh do sahi aapne gaon ka ghar kitna pyra hai wo!”Ab baat kare mere pitaji ki unki umar karib 60 hogi. Hamara aacha khassa business hai wow hi dekte hai. Hum higher middle class se hai. Unki ek hi gandi aadat hai ke kam ke bad pina. Wohi maa ko accha nahi lagta. Our mai unka ek akela ladka, Us rat Maa dusre din gaon jaaneki tayari me lagi. Lakin mai to video game khelne me bussy hta mere roome. Maa aai our wo boli “ kal jaana hai our jada mat khelna jaldi sona”.

Our wo mera bhi samanpack kane lagi lakin mai game me jitney ke bajay haar raha tha. Wo me aap ko bad me btaunga. Lakin mai ek chis bolna bhool gaya. Mere Maa ka nam Yogita hai. Papa use yogi bolte hai. Meri Maa bhaot gori hai, wo karib 4.8” hai lekin mere papa 6ft hai contrast. Our mai Vishal 6.1” hu. Papa jaisa ucha. Wo short thi hamse, moti lakin acchi khasi figure thi uski! 46-34-60 ye uski size hi wo bhi mai aap ko batuga ke maine wo kaise gini. Dusra din (Thursday) hua hum karib thoda late hi nikle 12 ke bad.

Papa ne kha car se jao our maine car chayi. Traffic ke wajse hum sham ko 6.30 Igatpuri phoche. Yaha hamara our ek ghar hai (Mini bungalow) samzo wo thoda mountan pe hai. Lekin car ja sakti hai waha pe! Singal floor ghar, bada. Cahro taraph mountain thandi hawa. Hamare kuch relatives bhi waha hai to unone hame rat khane pe bulaya. Waha ek nokar (Dippu) bhi hai, hamare ghar ki dekh-bhake lye rakha hai. Lakin uska koi bimar tha islye wo subhe janewala tha maa ne use permission bhi de. Bhar acchi khi barish hi. Hum relative ke pass rat khan khan eke lye gaye.

Der rat yaha hi the. Waise bhi waha Gharme hamne sub khaneka-pineka samaan rakhtehi the, sub tha waha pe TV, friz sub, Batte –ho gai to relative ancal ki wife boli chalo mai aaj aap ke pas aati hu. Our der rat Maa-our Aunty bate kar rahi thi. Ghrelu-politic chal rahatha unka. Mai kuch der yaha tha. Lakin mera thyan kahi our tha. Baat me mai wahi sofe per so gay. Dure din (Friday) mai utha to Maa kam ke silsilme bhar gai thi. Mughe Aunti ne kha. Dophar hamare ghar me khana kha. Our maine hamre nokar ko bataya hai ke rat ko aap ke lye khana bananeke lye, hu jara bhar ja re hai maa aa yegi thumhari”.

Maine khan bina khaya ur zar nature me ghuma. 4 maje Maa aagai, Sham ho gai, rat hogai, 9 bajehamne khana khya lakin bad me Maa ki purani saheli Aagai our use Maa ko jabardasti rat ko apne ghar bulaya. Mai akela hitha. Unka bhi Ghar yahi hi tha nasdik. Mai tv dekte baita raha. 11.30 baje Maa aagai Barish ho rahi, dost ke chatri de thi lakin maine khan a. ke Maa ki size ou bhar ki hava se maa puri thra bhig gai. Hamara Ghar Niche Badddddddddda Hall, Kitchen our Bathroom our toilet. Our upar 7 room her ek room me our sepret room,

Bathroom our toilet. aysa badda ghar tha. Mughe banglow bolna nahi accha lagta hai is lye mai ghar hi boltahu. Maa jaise hi andar aai to boli. Who niche bhigi thi Khali upar ka part chate ki waza se sukha tha. Our boli, Darwaje-khidki band kar nahi to pani our macchar aayege! Tub maine fata-fat sub band kar dala. Our kya batau Bijlichali gai. Lakin Dippu ne candle bhi lagakerakhe the, wo mughe malum tha. Ab Khali Maa hi bol rahi thi. Chal! Candle le our upar chal, our ek kamm kar ye saa re light off kar ke rakh ab bijali gai hai, our hame niche bhi nahi aana hai.

Maine light offkya Our Hum upar chalne lage.) Chal! Upar chal ….Are Are waha kha jar aha hai? Yaha pe aaja ye samnewala room khol. Baki room maine Dippu ko band kar neko kha hai…Ab 11.45 huwe the.

Maa hi boll rahi thi “ Chal ye candle laga our baki wo bed ke bajuke light on kar ke rakh. battan on kar. (maine turant hi 6 candle laga dale room badi thi bijli bhi nahi thi. Our hamara bet room ke center me diwar ko lag ke tha. Upar macchardani bhi laga ke rakhi thi) Maa hi bol rahi thi. “Chalab bhot ho gay tu yaha pe sofe pe baith ja. Mai gili hu su gaghape gila hai…. Mai aati hu.

Aisa bol ke ma bathroom me chali gai. Our fir ek aawaz aai.“Vissssssshal ! Zara yaha aana”

Mai gaya dekha to. Maa boli. “ Ye dekh! Kitne nal la ke rakhe hai… mughe haat pair dhone the maine ye chalu kia to shower chalu ho gaya. Fatafat band kar!.”Maine band kya. Maa ne nili sadi pheni thi. Dark . Uske Uroz (Ball) 25% Blouse ke bhar hi hote hai lakin wo bhigi thi is lye wo jada bhar lag rahe the. Maine dekha undekha kya our sofe pe aake baith gaya. Maine andi nahi pahani thi. Is lye land ko adjust kar raha tha. Wo bhar aai.

Usi room me our ek room thi waha gai apni dusri kali sadi, zhampar (Sadi jispe lapte hai wo), Bra our blouse le ke aai. Mai waha pe sofa pe baitha tha. Dekh raha tha Maa ko meri Yogi ko. Mara Danda khada ho gaya tha. Mai land ko adjust kar raha tha. Candle jal rahe the. Achanak wo kapde le ke andar chali gai mai nirash ho gaya. Lakin mai waha baitha raha. Our turant hi wo bhar aagai. Maine dekha to Nichla zhampar usne andar change kya tha. Mughe malum ke uske Khulle (Gand) itne bade hai ke wo towel nahi lapat sakti.

Ab wo mere sam ne 12 ft tak thi, ekdam meri taraph, Blouse ke battan nikal rahi thi. Zor laga rahi thi uske Uroz 50% ab bhar hi the. Uska zhampar usne Nabhi (Naval)ke niche hi pehena tha wo sadi bhi Nabhi ke niche hi pehenti hai hamesha. Uski Nabhi or pet ka wo hissa mughe hamesha pagal karta tha…..Mai pura pagal ho raha thi mai dekh raha tha usko our wo dekh rahi thi meri aakhen. Bijali naa ho ne ke karan Mughe uska face nahi dikh raha tha khali badan to be continued