Mummy Ke Gand Ki Garama Garam Jalebi

Ma: Kitni der ho gyi abhi tak aaya nai, college bhi band ho gya hoga tabhi Door bell bajti hai tring.. tring.. tring.. tring..!

Ma: woh kaha chala gya tha kabse tera intazar kar rai hu time dekha kitne baje hai

Beta: Kya Batau Mummy Dosto ke sath cahala gya tha wise bhe 20 minute hi to late hu

Ma: 20 minute bahot hotein hai

Beta: Mummy are jitna tu intazar kr rai thi mujhse milne ke liye uska double intazar kr raha mai tumse milne k liye.Ma ko gle laga liya aur ek tight kiss dekr mummy ke gand dba di

Ma : kya kr raha hai chal abhi khana kha le fir

Beta : fir kya ma

Ma: fir…… bahot shararati ho gya hai tu.

Beta fresh hokr

Beta: kya banaya hai ma aaj

Ma: aaj maine bangen aur sewai banayi hai

Beta: kya baat hai bangen banayi.

Beta: ye baingen mei se azeeb si khoosboo aa rai hai ye kiski khossboo hai… kahi tune

Ma: ha ha ye usi ki khosboo hai tera intazar kar rai thi tu aaya nai to isi ko bhosde mai
daal liya

Beta: kya bbat hai ma kabhi bangen kbhi gajar kabhi mooli, kya cakar hai

Ma: beta tune sewai to khayi nai , maine apne doodh se banaya hai

Beta: accha

Tabhi ek aawaz aayi purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Beta: ma.. ye kasi aawaz aur khoosboo kaha se aa rahi hai

Ma: beta kal raat maine aam ka achar kha liya tha usi ka khosboo hai, acchi hai na

Beta: ha ma kya khosboo hai maza aa gya soongh kr.

Tabhi ek aur awaz aayi purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr paddddddddaaaaakkkkkk

Beta: kya ma pakistan ko aaj hi bomb se uda dogi kya.

Ma: Pakistan kya meri ichha to poore world ko udane ka hai ha ha ha ha ah

Beta: ek baaat bolu ma

Ma : ha ha bol

Beta: ma aaj mai tere gand ka garam masala khana chahta hu

Ma : garam masala ye kya hai be

Beta: garam masala matlb grma garam jelebi

Ma: grama garam jalebi, mai kya tumhe halwai lagti hu jo grama jalebi khilaungi

Beta: are ma tere gand ki jalebi

Ma: vo ab samjhi , ha ha kyo nai garam jalebi bhi khilaungi aur garam soft drink bhi

Beta: khelao na ma, kabse bhookha hu.

Ma: beta abhi mai jalebi nai bna sakti, abhi toilet se aai hu.

Pahle bolta to kuch baat banti.

Beta: kya ma, apne bete ke liye itna sa bhi nai ker sakti.

Ma : kya jid pakad liya hai, chal try karti hu, kuch jalebi bachi hogi to mil jayegi.

Ma : per ye bata jalebi plate mei khayega ya direct.

Beta: ma daily to plate mai khelati ho aaj direct khaunga. Vo bhe garam ek dum garam.

Ma: to aa ja beta , tujhko sofa per khelati hu , tu bhe kya yyad rakhega, ki kya testy jalebi hai

Beta: chal ma, utar apni kachhi, jra mai bhi dekhu, jis kacchi ko mai hamesa soonghta hu vo kachhi tere gand per kaise lagti hai.

Ma : vo to tu meri kachhi bhe soonghta hai,

Beta : ma bahana mat kr jaldi se garam masala khila,

Ma : beta mai dono tang karke baithti hu tu letkr mere tango ke beech mai apna muh ghusa de Beta : theek hai ma.
Ma : purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Beta: ye kya ma, maine garam jalebi khane ko kaha tha , tumne to ye aam ka achar khila diya

Ma : ha ha ha ha ye aam ka achar jalebi ke sath free hai, buy one get one free

Ma : purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…………… padpadpadpad…… padaaaaaaaaaak.

Ma : lumbi sans lekr uuuummahhh. Ab jakr aaram mila. Poora pet fool gya tha

Ab jakr badan hulka hua, kyo beta kaisa lga aam ka achar.

Beta: kya ma jalebi khilana tha aam ka achar khila diya. Ma achar khila diya ab jra pani to pila de, bahot pyas lagi hai

Ma: kyo nai , ye le surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr .

Beta : waaah ma maza aa gya.

Beta : waise ma tera tatti itna yellow colour ka kyo hai, aur usme brown colour ka chota chota ye kis cheej ka tukda hai, kahi raat mai khana khane ke baad chana to nai kha liya tha,

Ma : nahi re ye kal ka jo gajar ka halwa khaai thi lg raha hai wo digest nai hua,

Beta : chalo koi baat nai, theek hua ki digest nahi hua, sara maza to is brown particle mai hi tha.

Ma: ek baat bata beta

Beta: ha pucho

Ma : beta mai soch rahi hu ki agar mujhe loose motion hua to tu kya karega?

Beta: ha ha ha ha , kya karunga ma, tumhare saare motion ko bottle mai bhar lunga aur kya jb pyas lagegi to piyunga ,.

Ma : waah beta ho to tere jaisa…. kitna khyal rakhta hai tu mera.

Chal raat ke 11 baj gye hai ab so ja, subah coolege bhi to jani hai tujhko

Beta : ha ma, kal bahot jaroori kam hai college mai.

Aur bete ne mummy ke gand mai muh dalkr so gya,69 position mai.

Subah ke7 baje.

Ma : beta subah ho gyi hai 7 baj rahe hai ,uth ja nai to late ho jayega.

Beta: kya ma sone bhe nai deti.

Ma : uth ja mere lal nasta tiyar kr rahi hu.

Beta aankh maslte hue kitchen mai jata hai, aur ma ko peeche se pakad leta hai

Ma : are ye kya kr raha hai , chhod mujhe breakfast banane de warna late ho jayega

Beta : kya ma jb dekho late late karti rahti ho. Kbhi to pyar karne do, raat ko bola tha jalebi khilane ko aur khila diye aam ka achar.. are areare ye kaya kr raha hai , muh kaha daal raha hai, mai abhi toilat bhi nai gyi hu.

Beta: ye to bahot acchi baat hai, ma abhi mai tere chhot ko chaatunaga,

Ma : to chaat le lekin mujhe breakfat banane de,

Beta: to banao na mai kaha mana kar raha hu

Ma : tu mere ko pareshan kr raha hai, dekh desi ghee khatam ho gya hai ye 250 rupee le aur lala ke shop per jakr 500 gram desi ghee le aa.

Beta : ma ke sari mai muh dalkr chhot chatate hue, kya ma 3 den pahle to 1 kg laya tha, itni jaldi khatam ho gyi.

Ma : ha wo khatam ho gyi, are jab daily daily tu mere gand mai desi ghee lagakr gand bhosada marega to khatam to hoga hi.

Beta: koi baat nai ma. Kal la dunga abhi teri choot chat looo.

Ma : are meri choot ko chat raha hai ya kaat raha hai , saale kaat dalega kya,

Beta: nahi ma vo hulka sa daat lagaya tha, dekh raha tha tumko kaisa lagta hai

Ma: chal breakfast taiyar ho gya hai. Ab nikal mere gand se, tera bus chale to tu mere gand mei hi ghusa rahe 24 hrs.

Beta: kya banaya hai ma.

Ma: Ye tost hai aur ye doodh, isko kha aur college ja

Beta: ma tost mai desi ghee nai lg hai

Ma: tabhi to bol rahi thi ja aur shop se desi ghee la, tb tu gya nahi.

Beta: koi baat nai ma , tera gand to desi ghee ka store hai, wahi ka desi ghee lga kr khaung aur tost ko ma ke gand ke neeche rakh diya, aur ma ne ek garam tatti ka tukda us tost per gira di,

Beta: waah ma kya garam desi ghee nikali ho, lekin ye desi ghee to yellow color ka hai uncle ke shop ka desi ghee to white hota hai

Ma: ye desu ghee pure hai , isko khane se tu college top karega, bol aur nikalu. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ye dekh jor lagaungi to sara desi ghee dahi ban jayegi,

Beta: ha ma dahi khaye bahot din ho gya.. khelaao na.

Ma: beta jab tu college se aayega to dahi khilaungi

Beta: theek hai ma mai college ja raha hu sham ko tum taiyar rahna.

To be continued……..

by. URTAM

Mummy Ke Gand Ki Garama Garam Jalebi